Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:44:55 GMT

My first attempt at MST-ing

MST-ers note, I didn’t change anything, I swear.

The sun was just rising over the mountains, shadowing the earth beneath it with a golden glow.

Casey: Well isn’t that a beautiful image?

Elliot: I hope that was sarcastic.

Olivia: There aren’t any mountains in the city.

Munch: Yea well, apparently some people can’t read maps.

The sun was just rising over the mountains, shadowing the earth beneath it with a golden glow.

Olivia: It’s repetitive.
Elliot: And redundant.
Olivia: It’s repetitive.
Elliot: And Redundant.

Olivia slept, lost in dreams.

Munch: Apparently Olivia can’t read maps either.

She snuggled her pillow and relaxed. It was Sunday her day off and she slept late.

Casey: How about: Sunday was her day off where she generally spent the morning catching up on her sleep
Munch: That’s a far too complex sentence for that author

The sound of her house phone ringing brought Detective Olivia Benson out of her peaceful sleep.

Olivia: Bastards.

Grabbing the receiver she answered the phone on the first ring.

Elliot: Oh, quick hands, Benson
Olivia: Bite Me.
Munch: Gladly.

"What?"

Elliot: Well aren’t you pleasant in the morning?
Olivia: You best not be calling me on my days off, Stabler.

she asked, not caring who it was?

Olivia: Is ‘not caring who it was’ a question?
Elliot: Did she or did she not care?
Munch: Yip
Elliot: What?
Munch: Exactly

"Good Moring to you too." Elliot Stabler her partner for eight years said.

Olivia: Eight? It feels like forever.
Elliot: Sometimes eight, sometimes ten, sometimes eleven.
Casey: We can’t really snark on that because not even the writers can keep it straight.

"El, come on I want to sleep" Olivia groaned as she laid her head on the pillow and closed her eyes.
"Hush, but I hope you know you\'re not going to get any prettier, and I\'m not the one you should kill for disturbing you beauty rest. " Elliot said grinning know what he had in mind.

Benson: You die, Stabler
Casey: Well those backslashes are more than a little out of place.
Munch: Unless of course, she is writing in poetry, and that just happens to be a line break.
Everyone: <Roles Eyes>
Casey: That period after rest should be a comma. And that last sentence makes no sense. Maybe if you change know to knowing, but then I have to ask, what exactly does Elliot have in mind?
Elliot: Believe me, you don’t want to know.

"Elliot cut the BS and let me get some rest\"

Olivia: BS?
Elliot: Bad Salami?
Munch: Belligerent Showgirl?
Fin: Bitchin’ Sexbot?
Casey: Oh God, please stop. And, that backslash should be a comma.

she said hanging up the receiver. Pulling the covers tightly around her, she heard the phone ring again.

"What!" she yelled positive it was Elliot annoying her again.

Elliot: Hey!
Olivia: Well, stop calling me on my day off.
Casey: Too many grammar mistakes – must rip out eyes.
Munch: And she has finally lost it.

"I\'m sorry, Miss Benson, It just seems you have forgotten that today is Elizabeth\'s big debut\"

Olivia: I’ll take over; backslashes are never needed in writing.

Katherine Stabler

Fin: Who?
Elliot: I have another daughter?
Casey: Stabler super sperm is at it again.
Olivia: Let’s just be glad it’s only one child.
Munch: And apparently you aren’t too creative at choosing names.

said with a grin on her face. Olivia smacked herself in the head and flung back the covers.

Elliot: Well, that was graceful.

"Oh Kathy I\'m so sorry I forgot." came Olivia reply, feeling a little embarrassed.

Munch: I didn’t know that Kathy was short for Katherine
Elliot: Me neither.
Olivia: Casey, you aren’t going to comment on the backslash?
Casey: I’ve officially given up.

Changing the phones she picked up the cordless one and went to run her bath water.

Olivia: They still make phones with cords?
Munch: Apparently you are behind the times.
Fin: Says the man who still confused by wireless internet
Munch: Well the government...
Fin: Shut up old man.
Casey: Burn.

"I know I bet Elliot twenty bucks you'd be too tired to remember and I won.\"

Olivia: Wow, Kathy has no faith in me.
Casey: Well at least she hasn’t damned you to hell for Elliot looking at you, yet.
Munch: Don’t worry though; there are still 13 chapters and counting for that to happen.
Olivia: Score.

Kathy said still laughing as Elliot nibbled on her earlobe causing all sort of sensations to run through her body.

Munch: Was that supposed to be a sex scene?
Elliot: With Olivia still on the phone?
Olivia: Kinky.

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